Humpty Dumpty Enthusiast Mugs

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Springtime rabbits.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"It's not easy being green…"

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

"This must be Easter Island!"