Humorous Travel Banter Gifts

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Holiday Luggage

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Business acquaintances on holiday

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

The Chippendales go through airport security.

Traffic Sign

People Holidaying in the Highlands

The Leaning Tower of Pizza