Humorous Travel Banter Pillows

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Can I have a look at the map?

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Holiday Luggage

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Business acquaintances on holiday

Traffic Sign

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza