Humorous Philanthropists Prints

"If you tithe a full 10%, not only will you get your name on the pride wall but for a limited time you will also get one of these T-shirts."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'I try to help when I can.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Beggars on the street.

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"What's the current return on investment?"

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"He's better at begging than I am."

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."

'Then one day money no longer turned me on, so I decided to give it all away to a young dame named 'Charity'.'

This program was made possible by a grant from someone who, on second thought, would rather not admit it.

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"Why can't you be like everyone else and set up direct debits?"

The Supremes Make Me Sick

'Would you care to settle the matter of your loan with a penalty shoot-out?'

"I do give until it hurts, I just have a low pain tolerance."

Lost and Found

"I'm actually a non-practicing philanthropist."

Spare change donation machine next to vending machines.

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