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"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"She's a miniature."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Science of Little Round Things

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Switchback Playground.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos