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"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"She's a miniature."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Science of Little Round Things

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.