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"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Computers affect real life.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

The first Airbender!

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Smiley

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'