Humorous Hunter's Sanctuary Mugs

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Deer Season Open.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Computers affect real life.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

The first Airbender!

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Are you talking to me?"

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Smiley

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'