Hunter Humor Mugs

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Burnout Syndrome...

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Spot Quiz....

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Nasty sunburn."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'