Humorous Horticulturists Pillows

Gardening Duel.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"What are you in for?"

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Bonsai Exhibit

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Your roots are showing."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Square Yard

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

"Lift your stems."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.