Humorous Grumbling Mugs

Allotment owners AGM - 'Rhubarb, rhubarb,rhubarb,...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I hate my life.

Grumpy old merry men.

Old Man Journal

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'I know how you feel.'

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A Grumble Bee

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

"It's Monday."

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

Bad King Wenceslas

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

I don't know what my beef is today...