Humorous Gift Exchange Mugs

Trump: Burger King

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Santa Claus

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

CATS ONLY!

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

"You've had enough!"

santa claus megaphone.