Gifting Humor Mugs

An imprisoned reflection

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Acme Coffee Co.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

Useless gifts for elephants.

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

The art of regifting

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

Supreme leader products for the people

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'