Humorous Biography Admirer Pillows

My Spam Sketchbook

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Gym Dog

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"A haand gel...!?"

Hot Tub Frosty

Hot cross buns

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"