Humorous Biography Admirer Pillows

My Spam Sketchbook

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

On the brink.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"A haand gel...!?"

Hot Tub Frosty

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'