Humorists Extra Pillows

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

The First Fire Stick

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Giant Monster in Bath

"She's a miniature."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"He looks just like your husband."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'