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"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Coping with Normalcy

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"...that isn't your Porsche ignition key. You got that off a tin of corned beef."

Victims of Financial Consultant's

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

The Invisible Man is a frustrated flasher.

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat