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"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

Coping with Normalcy

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"...that isn't your Porsche ignition key. You got that off a tin of corned beef."

Victims of Financial Consultant's

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

The Invisible Man is a frustrated flasher.

Santa's Mask Problem

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat