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Static Clink - A Velcro Jail.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I will study my speling words...

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Fetch.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."