Humorist Thinker Mugs

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

I will study my speling words...

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."