Humorist Thinker Prints

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

I will study my speling words...

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."