Thoughtful Humorist Prints

'Now, why did I cross over here?' Middle-aged Chicken.

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

'True, sir, but in a larger sense, aren't we ALL useless parasites?'

The thinker Easter egg

"It's okay to be conservative, but maybe we should evolve and learn to read!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Schrödinger and his cat

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Auguste Comte

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Meds Toast

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

Clever pitbulls.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Vladimir Nabokov

Raymond Queneau