Humorist In Safety Pillows

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Safety Barriers

Fire door.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

'This is your lucky day!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

Security at the Smaller Airports

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I baked it especially for you.'

Athlete

Cotton candy

Freak Accident Specialist

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"