Safety Rule Humorist Pillows

Humpty Dumpty annoyed because anti climb paint prevents him from sitting on the wall.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Safety Barriers

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Fire door.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'I baked it especially for you.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Living life dangerously 2010.

Athlete

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Security at the Smaller Airports

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"