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"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

Santa Claus

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

"You've had enough!"

Artists Christmas Party

santa claus megaphone.

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'Do you know what?... I wish I'd learnt how to swim!'

An imprisoned reflection

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."