Humorous Gift Getters T-Shirts

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

Speed Dating for Turtles

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Chilli Quartet

'This milk smells funny.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

CATS ONLY!

Helicopter as a clothes drier

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."