Humor Gift Exchange Prints

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

Santa Claus

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

"You've had enough!"

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

santa claus megaphone.

Artists Christmas Party

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'Do you know what?... I wish I'd learnt how to swim!'

An imprisoned reflection

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug