Humor Appreciate Gifts

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'

Acme Outdoor Resorts, Inc.

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

Wild West Sanitation Co.

'If she goes, we go!'

'We've got to change our name! †The National Organization of Women threatened us!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Thank you so much for the loan. I don't think I can ever repay you."

"She should have at least taken the kleenex out of the box."

"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Billy. The Kid.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796