Hummingbird Hero Pillows

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

Cat in Tree.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Any cravings?"

'Showoff!'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Just once, I wish we could all hold still long enough for a family meal together.

Hamster Myths

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"I think you'll just have to face the fact, dear, that you're not really a Hummingbird and you can't fly to Mexico with them!"

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

I told you not to pick the hummingbird wings.

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Cardiologist

Reservoir Cats.

"This year, we're fighting back."

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'