Hummingbird Fanatic Gifts

Just once, I wish we could all hold still long enough for a family meal together.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

French Early Bird

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

The hummingbird's hum.

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

'Showoff!'

Chicken Affirmations

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Giant bird.

Hmmingbirds.

Jazz hummingbird

'Edgar, Edgar - your credit cards!!'

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Insect Grammar. Praying mantis. Preying mantis. Prying mantis.