Hummingbird Fanatic Prints

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

French Early Bird

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

The hummingbird's hum.

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

'Showoff!'

Giant bird.

Chicken Affirmations

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Hmmingbirds.

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'Edgar, Edgar - your credit cards!!'

'Greetings Earthling! I come in peace!'