Humerus Artist Gifts

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Alien David statue

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Bubble gum leaves

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

Rude Snowpeople

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Romulus and Remus

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Tortilla the Hun.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

God creating the galaxy.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.