Humerus Artist Gifts

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Alien David statue

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Bubble gum leaves

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

Rude Snowpeople

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Romulus and Remus

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

God creating the galaxy.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Tortilla the Hun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'