Humble Millionaires Gifts

"I'm surprised he's still working after winning the lottery!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Jesus Christ

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

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"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Ostrich.

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

Tall column with a bag of money on top and a sign reading 'Sorry for the inconvenience.'

"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"