Humanist At Heart Gifts

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Trump secret police

Non-Denominational Carols

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Nihilistic customer service"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Don't believe in labels."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Corrupt and Unresponsive

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

The unforgiving tree

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'No sniffing.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory