Humanism Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm rooted in humanism but today was a rough day so for a little extra support in managing my class, I put on my intimidating face."

Others will fight for you

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Non-Denominational Carols

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

How world war III started.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights