Human Moo Machine Pillows

Your Country Needs MOO!

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Motorherd

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Living with a cataholic.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Evolution of the Cat.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

What if cats talked dirty...

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

Cats the musical

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Meow!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Cat DNA is decoded.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"We should get a cat."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."