Human For Tiny Barkers Pillows

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"She does this when she's tired."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'He's barking mad!'

"He's sending an instant message."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Headshot of perky dog.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"So...what are you in for?"

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'