Human Connection Fan Pillows

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Parrot annoying dog.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Vents, real and digital.

Human empathy

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'They have great rapport.'

"There's no need to shout!"

Cult films!

"Guess what I say today!!"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

"It's a remote huggy bear to help us through social distancing."

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020