Human Computer Pillows

Today. History. Math. Science. Could you not teach too much today? I'm running low on available memory.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Right click for yes...

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Robotic Man

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

The Life of Pi

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Mac OS 20

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'