Human Cannonball Pillows

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Perfect Cannonball

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"FORE!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

The Origin of Life

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'Closer... closer...'

Light Artillery

Battle.

"Another miss, sir."

'Say hello to your mother...'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Yomp' career cut short by beanball!

Mr. Popularity.

The devil relaxing at home

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

Early starter gun development

"It's been quite the conversation piece. . . or not."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

Diving Cannon