Human Biology Gifts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'The circle is complete!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Sign my yearbook?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Butterflies

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Scientists are sexy