Human Biology Gifts

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Scientists are sexy

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...