Human Behavior Enthusiast Gifts

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

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