Huddle Hustlers Mugs

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The Real American Dream

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Office Woman

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"Another meeting?"

Monday Hurdle

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Hard Day?'