Motivated Hustlers Mugs

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Work Slave

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Engineer on the move.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

The Sick Man of Europe

A perk of self-employment.

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing

Writing A Book Report.

How're you making money if not charging older ladies for dates? Reviewing products on online shopping sites. I give them one or two stars, maybe three. Unless the product manufacturer pays me, in which case I give the products five stars and a rave. You're kidding me. Nope. I want in. Get yourself your own scam.