Aspiring Hustler Mugs

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents