Aspiring Entrepreneur Mugs

Your portfolio looks fine. It's your dreams we need to talk about.

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

'Now all I need is an office.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We'll see how you perform over the next 90 days before we consider stock options."

"Right now, smoking weed is just a hobby, but I'm hoping to make a career of it."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"The man I marry is gonna make lots of money!"

"You know, Baldo...someday, you might have your own auto parts store."

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.'

'You've heard of kids who make millions with their computers Well, Mom - some of us lose millions,'

Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and a mopper-upper guy. What? If only you'll give me more of a decision-making role, you'll find that I've got a lot of good ideas. Such as. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I, uh … didn't really expect you to ask me right now. I sense a cash register that needs mopping.

Robot Parts $5

Selling lemon latt�

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Decision Making Block

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Money Plant.