Aspiring Businessperson Mugs

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Annual profits,

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

SALE

I'm a self-made man!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

What else is there to wish for?

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Let's Celebrate

Money Bar.