Aspiring Businessperson Pillows

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

I'm a self-made man!

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

What else is there to wish for?

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.