Housing Visionaries Gifts

Pop-up neighborhood

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

House hunting is cruel.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

House building chart (like steps).

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"There, that's better!"

"We need a brownfield site."

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

The Bright Side

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

Future Homes

Cut and Paste.

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...