Housing Crisis Impact Pillows

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Occupy Budget Balancing

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

An exaggeration of estate agents

Real Estate Personals

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

House hunting is cruel.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Turtle Home

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Dog Realtor

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).