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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Smokey The Tree"

Painting taking root...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Mother Nature

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bubble gum leaves

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"