Household Rules T-Shirts

Wear your household rules with pride! Our household rules-themed t-shirts add a fun twist to everyday apparel, making them great for family gatherings or casual wear.

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'that awful dog knows he's not supposed to be on the sofa!'

'that awful dog knows he's not supposed to be on the sofa!' mockup

'that awful dog knows he's not supposed to be on the sofa!'

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?" mockup

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM! mockup

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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One way only.

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"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady." mockup

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

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'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.' mockup

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

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"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now." mockup

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

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The revenge of Russell

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"Here's your sweater back."

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Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1 mockup

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

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'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!' mockup

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

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"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day." mockup

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!' mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

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'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!' mockup

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

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Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore." mockup

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

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'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!' mockup

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

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Angel with speed camera.

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"Please don't go!"

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

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A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats. mockup

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

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The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired mockup

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

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'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'

'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'

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No petting in the pool!

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"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy." mockup

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

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Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ." mockup

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

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"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..." mockup

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

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Warning.

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'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!' mockup

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

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"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?" mockup

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

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'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?' mockup

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

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Prefect.

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Household Rules T-Shirts Collection

Household Rules Mugs

Explore our delightful collection of household rules-themed mugs—perfect for brightening your mornings or gifting to someone who loves a humorous touch with their coffee.

Household Rules Pillows

Bring humor into your home decor with our household rules-themed pillows, adding personality and a comforting smile to any room.

Household Rules Prints

Browse our witty household rules-themed prints to create an inviting, humorous atmosphere in your living space and make unique housewarming gifts.