Household Item Fanatic Prints

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Futons/Futoffs

Bed Fellow

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Introverted Chair